a straight guy who has s*x with guys, but doesn’t want anyone to know about it, but everyone knows.
denial closet case
guy 1: “did you hear taylor sucked his d*ck?”
guy 2: “what a weasel h*m*.”
the attempt to earn cultural capital or seduce by explaining spiritual concepts to people even though no one has asked for or needs an explanation. yeah, i overheard him g*dsplaining to you last night at yoga. ugh.
- mexican deep clean
describes a very detailed procedure that involves a naked man, an hispanic woman, a pressure washer, and a jack russell terrier. although it has become a popular talking point, there is actually no video footage proving that it has ever been attempted. i paid that chic and extra $200 for the mexican deep clean.
fossip is juicy comments about friends facebook post. fossip could be often judgmental. john fossiped about facebook post about my tour to india.
- vegan treacle
a hot sp*nky sauce emitted by health-obsessed individuals. my vegetable loving friend saw an aubergine and immediately splurted his vegan treacle all over my kashmir jumper.