weasel mother fucker piece of shit
a weasel mother f-cker piece of sh-t is a lying person who , on a regular basis, slips their ‘ol w-lly into their mother, and they are pretty much worthless as well
your daddy was a weasel mother f-cker piece of sh-t, every day he would come home with stolen food from 7-11, bone gramma, and then just sleep.
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