weasel penis


a p-n-s which is similar to that of a weasel’s, in that it is extremely pink, slimy, and unsheathed in a manner much like a dog’s p-n-s. however, weasel p-n-ses rarely reach lengths of greater than 2 1/2 inches.
“f-ck you, you son of a b-tch!” yelled derek’s girlfriend when he tried to touch her with his disgusting weasel p-n-s.

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