Weather Report


a jazz band from the the ’70s, weather report was made up of pianist joe zawinul and saxophonist wayne shorter, with a lot of others coming in and out in rotation. some members that have gone through include the late great jaco pastorius, who was a virtuoso at b-ss. they went through a string of drummers, including alphonse mouzon, eric gravatt, greg errico, leon ‘ndugu’ chancler, and chester thompson.

oh yeah, and their alb-m “heavy weather” f-cking kicks!
weather report featured jaco pastorius, therefore weather report owns all.
a slang term used when a compet-tor in texas holdem has the cards ace, 8 containing the same suit in his/her hand.
avi thought he had danny beat, but danny pulled out the weather report and took the pot.

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