Webbed Clitoris
an increasingly common insult at my school. originally started when a boy, who is known to have webbed feet, got defensive when someone said to him during a playful argument “yeah, well you got webbed feet!” after thinking for a few seconds, his retaliation was “yeah, well you’ve got a webbed cl-toris!” the insult is actually very weak and doesn’t actually mean anything in this context, but if you wish to start saying to people “you’ve got a webbed cl-toris” just to see the confused look on their face, there isn’t anything stopping you!
female teen: ya mum’s fatter than those twins riding motorbikes!
boy with webbed feet: yeah well your mum’s so ugly when she applied to the circus, the freaks blew chunks!”
female teen: yeah, well you got webbed feet! fact!”
boy with webbed feet: yeah, well you got a webbed cl-toris!
female teen: -gives boy awkward look- er…what?
boy with webbed feet: owned.
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