Webcest

webcest describes actions of a s-xual nature that have been made possible only by the internet. something described as webcest should be disturbing to some large population, as incest is.
webcest is that special feelin’ you get when you’re makin’ love to your old lady and you’re both dressed like giraffes!

it’s that feelin’ you get when you got high-res, glossy printouts of tub girl and g–ts- and you’re all alone on a school bus.

webcest is when you find dirty pictures of your ex-girlfriend on the internet and you print them out for later.

webcest is when you realize that you’re w-nking off to a distant relative without knowing before.

webcest is finding a p-rn site about a girl who looks like your exgirlfriend and bookmarking it.

webcest is when you realize the fifteen-year-old you’ve been having cyber s-x with is actually your niece.

you don’t get stds from webcest, but you should.
everything depraved, dirty, and otherwise morally outrageous that has become generally avaliable thanks to the internet.
webcest is when you start putting your undergarments on the scanner and posting the pictures on pro-anorexia livejournal communities.
coined by jeff rowland, author of the web-comic overcompensating, webcest is defined as something that is “as bad as incest only it happens in cybersp-ce”
from overcompensating, august 2nd, 2005: “webcest is that special feelin’ you get when you’re makin’ love to your old lady and you’re both dressed like giraffes! it’s that feelin’ you get when you got high-res, glossy printouts of tubgirl and g–ts- and you’re all alone on a school bus.”
neologism. it describes unusual fetishes, beliefs and activities that have been either developed on, or entirely facilitated by, the internet. something described as webcest should not simply be bizarre or unusual, but disturbing and unacceptable to most people (as incest is outside of the internet.)
webcest is that special feelin’ you get when you’re makin’ love to your old lady and you’re both dressed like giraffes! it’s that feelin’ you get when you got high-res, glossy printouts of tubgirl and g–ts-.cx and you’re all alone on a school bus.
any disturbing s-xual practice made possible by the internet.
webcest is surfing for images of things your girlfriend won’t do while she’s begging you to come to bed.
all manner of unspeakable (hence why they are not being spoken or written here) atrocities that one may propigate via the internet, you sick monkeys. coined by world-renowned webcomic and cowboy poet jeffery rowland.
john comitted webcest when he found out that the twelve year old he was cybering with was his cousin.
webcest means anything kind of deviant and/or disgusting that people do because of the internet. first defined by jeffrey rowland in overcompensating.
webcest is that special feelin’ you get when you’re makin’ love to your old lady and you’re both dressed like giraffes!

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