webkinz


a stuffed animal, bought in a store, that comes with a secret code so kids can go online and play with them.
“my kid is obsessed with webkinz and i can’t use my own computer.”
a children’s website that uses so much color you’ll have a seizure. you have to buy an overpriced stuffed animal and use the code that comes with it to sign up. it’s commonly used by kids younger than 13. it’s “addicting” to them, but i don’t understand why.
omgz i luv my webkinzzzz lyk png im byin moreezzzzzz zzzz (and so on)
horrble, addicting, over priced stuffed animals that dictate childrens brains till they become addicted to them and waste millions of dollars on them and then attack their older siblins with them. not only that, then you get the magic code so you can go on magical webkinz and by magical sh-t!!!!

note: if you have little siblins and they wont stop annoying you, just threaten to burn their webkinz!! :]
kid1: i want on webkinz todayy and bought a magic bed for itt
kid2: omg i got the new tiger snake and on the computer i bought him the jungle themed bedroom!
nice stuffed animals, that sometimes give children the idea that they can only communicate to their imaginary friend through a certain physical medium.
our internet is down, so my little sister thinks that her webkinz doesn’t like her anymore.
the worst game ever that gets 3 year olds addicted to the computer.
garry: hwey jhonny you should twy webkinz its swo awsome i spwent nweinty fwive houwers on it wonce!
johnny: erm…. i think i’ll p-ss you little kid that has no life.
the devil’s work!!!!!
“my little sister got a webkinz”
“quick! burn it!”
a scam/gimmick made by businessmen. the plan was to get a three year old to beg their moms to buy a webkinz and when the three year old finally gets it they enter a “secret” code on the official website so they can play with it in “magical happy wonderland”. i bet most businessmen are saying “look at these little kids who are falling for our traps! we’re going to be rich!
businessman: the little kids are falling for our traps! we’re making money off of these webkinz!

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