Webster Moment
a moment of idiocy, generally caused by ignorance, confusion, ill-information or ditziness, causing the victim to make unintentionally comical statements and/or queries causing those within earshot to laugh and/or show concern for the ability of the victim to survive in the modern world.
webster moment: “how can the welsh play for the british & irish lions?”
webster moment: “do they have bt in scotland?”
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