webturducken
“a chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turkey stuffed into a cow stuffed into a elephant stuffed into a whale!”
a: what did you have for thanksgiving?
b: we had t-rducken!
a: hahaha, ſuckin’ hicks!!
b: and what did you have? webt-rducken? or did your mom eat the sperm whale alone again?
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