Wedding Hot


referring to the phenomenon that occurs at weddings when all women present become more attractive, receive a boost in their numerical rating, and increase their potential of getting laid. this is usually due to a number of factors not the least of which are alcohol or the fact that one is generally confined to a somewhat small sp-ce over a lengthy period of time thus reducing the number of possible mates.

similar to work hot.
noah- “that chick from the wedding was hot.”
josh (looking at the picture of her)- “she’s not that hot dude.”
adam (overhearing the coversation) – “that my friends is what i mean by ‘wedding hot.’ she was a 7 and that night she was a 9.”

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