Wedding Speech Game
at a function (wedding/formal dinner etc) one person writes a set of predictable words/phrases that could be used in the speech/speeches that are about to be given on a piece of paper, rips the paper up and hands a word/phrase to every person at the table. when such words or phrases are used in the speech, the person with that piece of paper has to drink/down an alcoholic beverage.
this is hilarious if everyone takes part and great for lightening up a dull speech.
best man: i’m so glad that you two are going to be so happy together
person 1: who’s got ‘happy’?
person 2: me
person 1: consume!
-person 2 drinks-
person 1: i love the wedding speech game!
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