wedding tackle


male genitals.

the tackle is a fishing reference.

especially seems to be used when the male genitals are in danger. (similar to how the english refer to their “crown jewels”)
i came around the side of the house and there was a pitbull headed straight for my wedding tackle!
a reference to the male genitals as a lure for a mate, much like fishing lures are referred to as fishing tackle
my wedding tackle got tangled up in a bush.
male genitals
male genitalia

often used to alert caution about them.

tackle is just an old fashioned word for equipment so it’s the gear a man will need on his wedding night – he hopes. it’s nothing to do with fishing or lures at all.
as the nurse placed a bowl of steaming hot soup on his lap, the old chap exclaimed, “mind me wedding tackle, dearie!”

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