wedge salad
a wedge salad is when you take a woman you love, gently and lovingly lick and finger her -ss, and then follow that by having the best -n-l s-x ever, all the while watching the sun rise in las vegas.
i woke up dreaming of having a wedge salad. at first, my girl was a little shy, but then relished in the idea of providing me with a wedge salad.
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