wedgetarian


(1) one who only wears wedges or espadrilles
(2) one who only gives “wedges,” the abbreviation of “wedgie”
(3) one who simultaneously only wears wedges or espadrilles and only gives wedgies
a wedgetarian predator must have violated me last night! my undies are up my b-tt and my favorite wedges are missing!
a person who only cosumes food in wedge form and will refuse to eat anything not cut into a wedge. he will eat things like potato wedges, apple wedges, pea wedges, or burger wedges.
john only eats potato wedges, and is therefore a wedgetarian.
someone who seems to be continually removing a wedgie from their -ss cheeks.
usually a short bald headed numpty of ethnic origin, probably has a large handlebar moustache and wears cuban heels. don’t be alarmed if you see this person driving a big pimped out car or checking out your mates -ss, not to mention inviting her out for dinner etc!
g-d, look at paresh – he is a right wedgetarian!

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