weeble

a wobbly (but unfallydowny) toy from back in the day. (actually, it originated in the 70’s, which is well before my ‘back in the day,’ but i can pretend to be cool and know what i’m talking about.) (and anyway, playskool still makes incarnarnations of the darn things.)

while i never had hasbro’s brand name weebles, i did play with a diy version my uncle made for me. it involved a purple plastic easter egg (you know, the kind you get three jelly beans in) with a penny taped inside the bottom half and a rather frightening face drawn on in sharpie. basically, like the actual weeble, you could bat it around and it would always right itself. it wasn’t that far off from the real thing, either.

being a somewhat belligerent child, i took the slogan as a personal affront, and spent many hours (well, at least twenty minutes] trying to devise ways to make the darn thing stay tipped over. gluing it to the table might have worked, but i was caught before the elmer’s had set. would that i were still so carefree!

admittedly not a hugely challenging idea for a toy, but hey.
weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down!

distracted father: -calling from the next room- janie? janie, did you take my superglue?
slightly creepy child: -loudly and sweetly- no, daddy!
distracted father: huh. -goes to the bas-m-nt to check his toolbox for the fourth time-
slightly creepy child: -stashes tube of epoxy, glaring at newly-inverted weeble the entire time- take that, you demonic ovoid sp-wn of h-ll.
friend; homie, one you are aqquainted with
sup weeble?
a person who is too f-cking drunk to stand up but yet unimaginably manages to stay on their feet un-ssisted. from “weebles wobble but they don’t fall down”.
jack is in weeble mode and he thinks he’s going to drive home. fo sheezy.
close friends. people you frequantly hang out with or see
im heading out to hang with my weebles tonight at the club
a males testicular region. usually referred to as in painful circ-mstances….but not always.
1. jeepers! did you see cdubb get blasted in the weebles with that football? he shoulda caught that one.
2. dang ive had blue b-lls for like 4 days, my weebles prolly weigh 9 lbs a piece!
friend. hommie. a survivor in the game.

originating from a nor-cal bay area saying in reference to the big quake.

“we may weeble, we may woble, but we don’t fall down.”
sup my weebles.
a fantasy pr-ne adult of either s-x with a penchant for drama, role playing, fantasy literature and “occultism” who, much to the amus-m-nt of onlookers, combines all of the above into a delusional world-view in which he or she plays a starring role.
the origins of the word “weeble” are obscure, but most likely have something to do with the similarity in body shape between these people and the children’s toy of the same name.
1) have you ever noticed how the fatter and uglier a weeble is, the more powerful he claims to be on the ‘astral plane’?
2) did you hear about that weeble who shot himself after his ‘dungeons and dragons’ character died?
3) vampires are supposed to be skinny, but that gothic weeble at the club with those fake fangs had so much fat hanging off of her that i thought she was smuggling hams under her shirt.