weech


a cute way of saying p-n-s, w-nker, schl-ng, ect
my boyfriend as a nice weech.
etymologically speaking, a person who mooches weed.

an individual who has the monetary means of obtaining marijuana, but who manipulates friendships in order to “smoke out” at no cost (other than his credibility). this person will usually show up shortly before a cannibus-smoking session and leave shortly after having his fill of the “devil’s lettuce”. said person often “bogarts” as well.
nostradamus: alright let’s blaze up this dunk–ss nugget
of ‘dro!!!

imhotep: h-lls yeah, son!

billy: hey, can i hit that too y’all?

nostradamus: get your own sh-t, you f-cking weech!
noun

one who contrives circ-mstances to get invited to a friend’s house so they can play their nintendo wii.
weeches versus owners.
(context of multi-player tennis)
a term used to describe a person who has big eyes or is (blick) and who is racist against him self
stop being a rascist your being a weech

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