Weed Jew


a person who will take weed without hesitation, but refuses to relinquish any for anyone else.
last night, tom wouldn’t give up any of his weed. even though we smoked him up a sh-tload before, what a weed jew.
someone who is stingy with the weed.
d: p-ss that spliff man
jay: i just got it
d: what are you talkin about, ya been puffin on it for 15 minutes
jay: nah man
d: you’re such a weed jew
someone that when smoking with others fails to supply as much weed as his friends.also this person will most likely be the member of the group that smokes the most.
man, joe didn’t even bring a bowl tonight even though he smoked almost five.what a weedjew !!!
1. noun: a person who is with weed like a jew is with money.

2. noun: a device that extends the life of weed ex. a vaporizer
everyone seems to be a weed jew in these bad economic times
a person who thinks they are invited to smoke when they really aren’t, usually follow you around when you smoke. caution: might steal bowl and hit it when you aren’t paying attention.

a perfect example of a weed jew is, emily p.

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