Weed Ninja
a pot head, with enough years of experience and ability to camouflage him(her)self as a non-stoner amongst coworkers and/or society.
dude! did you know joe, from work, gets high every night?
no way! i could never see him being a stoner.
yeah man, he’s such a weed ninja.
a weed ninja is someone who, when under the unfluence of pot, takes on the persona of a ninja. he thinks himself to be super sneaky but he is not. a weed ninja is known to tell people via text or bb messenger, that he is infact, a weed ninja.
when that guy gets high, he becomes a total weed ninja
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