weegee

the b-st-rdization of the word norwegian.
those godd-mn weegees always coming to denmark and getting smashed.
a slightly disturbing version of luigi with a distinct creepy, unsettling stare.he usually appears in random pictures videos,and most notably infecting random people with his “weegee virus” that causes the victim to become a replica of himself. not to be confused with his older brother malleo.
“hey look, it’s weegee…(awkward silence)…”
mario’s younger, rejected brother.
this is weegee, i would not let him near my children!
the internet meme which resembles the luigi sprite from ‘mario is missing!” weegee is said to be the most evil being in the universe, topping even pedobear and tails doll. his stare is so frightening & blank that just the sight of it transforms the victim into a weegee clone. weegee’s main goal is to turn the entire human race into weegees and take over the universe. weegee never moves, and if you ever do see him move, you are most likely about to get killed.
oh that weegee stuff is such a load of bull—
-weegee stare-
all hail weegee, the god of all mortal beings.
a creepy version of luigi (one look at his eyes can be fatal)
mario: lets go save the princess luigi!!!
luigi: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh its bowser!!!!!
mario: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
luigi: don’t e worry i’ll kill this m-th—–a
bowser: arrrrrrrrrrr who dares challenge me!!!!!!
peach: heeeeeeeelllllllllp meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
bowser: watcha gonna do luigi!
luigi: ima not luigi anymore
weegee: ima weegee
bowser: ha looks more like a —-ed up face, this is the biggest piece of sh– (weegee stare) no no no nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! (turns into weegee)
peach: noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!(also turns into weegee by accident)
mario: ahhhhh!!!! you m-th—–a you killed my girlfriend
weegee: sorry mario! but dont look at me!!!!!
mario: i dont give a —- ima kill you!!!
weegee: no mario don’t!
mario: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
weegee: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
mario: die m-th—(turns into weegee)
weegee: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(this long “no” continues until weegee commits suiside) the end
another name for a girls v-g-n-
if you don’t wear panties with jeans..your wee-gee is going to itch something fierce.
someone for glasgow in scotland. they’re called ‘weegees’ as its shortened from ‘glaswegian.
teacher – cl-ss we have a new pupil in our cl-ss from glasgow
pupil to friend – oh no, it’s a weegee!
luigi’s permanent transformation bent on destroying the universe, he is able to turn you into a weegee if you look deeply into his eyes. see weegeee stare
link: i’m ready to fight!

luigi: i will pwn you with my 1337 skillz

-luigi gets a smash ball-

link: oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

luigi: raaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!

link: who are you?!

?????:weegeeeee

link: wtf…… your ugly

weegee:…………. 🙁