weekend warrior


a person who regularily parties on weekends. when you drink or smoke up on the weekends you can be considered a weekend warrior.
1:hey did you see bob?
2:yes, bob is a regular weekend warrior.
(noun) one who has obligations during the week, i.e. job or school etc., but he/she enjoys being belligerently drunk and high all weekend to the extent of p-ssing or blacking out. these people are notorious for staying up until sunrise and wearing the same clothes into the next day. they only qualify if he/she parties on all nights of the weekend – no days off – this requires much will power and obedience to binge drinking and smoking. however these people are not only limited to partying on weekends, weekdays are acceptable too.
after thirty games of beer pong (ruit), smoking six blunts, and getting some skins over the course of the weekend, the sun started to come up early sunday morning and max established his weekend warrior status.
1. a person who has a boring rat race job, and compensates by being irresponsible during the weekend.
i am a weekend warrior and i like to party, but i can’t because my life sucks. except for the weekends.
a person who holds a regular job during the week which restricts their ability to party/go on trips/partake in awesome activities, and thus plans epic weekend adventures to compensate. as much variation and quant-ty of awesomness is packed into the weekends as physically possible, warranting the rest of the work week to recharge for the next weekend.
waste of sp-ce: wanna go play beer pong at douchie’s, then pay a cover @ sleezy’s for a cr-ppy dj and ill-mixed, over-priced drinks?
weekend warrior: no, dude. i’ve got to work ot this week, so i have extra money to fund my weekends this month.
w.o.s.: what? man, be a loser like me! what are you trying to accomplish on the weekends? i use them to recover from jaeger binges.
w.w.: well… i’m takin off early friday to head south, back pack in to camp out on the ocean with friends, then we’re gonna wake up early and snowboard all day at sick mt. we’ll camp again sat-rday night, then i gotta head back north for the bike race on sunday, which i really have to push, so i can finish in time to shower and change into my dress clothes, pick up the gf, and catch the opera. it’s gonna be another amazingly epic and memorable weekend. you f@#$ing waste of sp-ce.
w.o.s.: oh…maaaaaan. i just s#$t my pants again…
a term commonly used by douchebags to describe people with jobs during the week, who enjoy life only on the weekends.
hey want to hit up a bar tonight?
nah i can’t i have work tomorrow.
oh ok weekend warrior
when one leaves a m-ssive greasy sh-t in an office or government mandated facility on a friday evening for other office personnel to find on monday morning.
holy smokes batman! someone left a nasty weekend warrior in here and bossman found it, hes on a rampage to fire someone over it.
someone who goes to jail on the weekends because they are either a student, have a job, run a buissness or have children. usually making fun of the person because they only have to stay friday to sunday night.
example, i went to jail and thats what the called em.

how long are you in for?
just the weekends.
oh, so your a weekend warrior

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