Week’s Mom
a very morbidly obese woman that likes to have s-x with anything, especially while eating ham sandwiches.
the closest thing i’ve ever had to gay s-x is week’s mom.
a woman so incredibly fat you can’t tell if she is kneeling, standing, or jumping up and down.
on a ggood day, you can almost see across week’s mom
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