weenis envy


the deeply jealous feeling you experience when someone stretches their arm out in front of you, and pulls down their weenis (the flap of skin that covers the elbow) showing that it’s bigger than yours.
i’ll never forget that day when my mum put her arm out, stretched down her elbow skin, looked me in the eye and said, “son, my weenis is bigger than yours”. the weenis envy still hurts today.

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