weenis
its actually the skin on your elbow.
ow, i hit my weenis on the refrigerator.
an excuse for 12-17 year old guys to say a word that sounds like p-n-s but isn’t p-n-s. most claim that the weenis is the flap of skin under your elbow, but we all know that
a. the skin is the olecr-n-l skin
b. you are just obsessed with saying p-n-s if you say weenis constantly
bill: “dude my weenis is dirty and scratched man”
gary: “you just want to say p-n-s don’t you”
bill: “nu uh. weenis is a medical term!”
gary: (pulls out medical dictionary to find nothing on weenis)
gary: “gtfo”
a portmanteau of ‘wimp’ and ‘p-n-s’. an alternative to ‘wuss’ (a portmanteau of ‘wimp’ and ‘p-ssy’) because there is nothing wimpy about an orifice you can push a baby out of.
“i can’t come in to work today. my new tattoo hurts too much!”
“steve! don’t be such a weenis!”
lot’s of opinions that it’s the skin on your elbow–when i was a kid 30 years ago, however, it quite clearly was used as a combo-word in between “wussy and p-n-s.”
so if you weren’t quite a wussy (weiner/p-ssy), and you were kind of acting like a d-ck, you were a weenis/weenus.
“dude, stop being such a weenis! you talked us into climbing up here, so you get to jump first.”
my definition is a weenie/p-n-s…you aren’t quite grown but u aint a young kid. its like the premature age
you dont have a big p-n-s…you jus a lil kid..you have a weenis!
a word i made up, that i was unaware others made up too. i made it up when somebody i know said that a hot dog looked like a p-n-s. my intention was to use the word as a joke and play a prank on both my brother and my parents by having my brother ask my parents what a weenis was because it sounds like it might be an obscene word, but it really isn’t in the general dictionary.
“hey dad, what’s a weenis?,” asked my brother.
“there is no such thing.” said my dad, frustatingly.
quietly, i laughed, knowing i had once again succeeded in one of my pranks.
weenis (short for slippy weenis) is the last d-ld-saur. his homepage can be found at www.slippyweenis.com – his hobbies are: running, smiling and secks.
mmmkay secks on ur weenis!!1
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