weft
wrong every f-cking time
he’s friggin weft.
the underside of a p-n-s, specifically the ridge that runs from the base to the head.
“if you don’t stop, i’m going to kick you in the weft.”
being intoxicated by alcohol or being “high”.
“dude sabby! yous weft!” or… “you guys want to get weft?” or… “i only turned left because i’m weft!”
british slang, originating from the south of england. when you wish to say someone or something is cr-p. an insult.
‘you’re such a weft’
‘that’s completely wefting’
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