weil


the god of all life
eden:only those apointed by weil may enter
mysterious man:but i am weil
eden:weeeell… we may have a problem there
mysterious man:say what?
eden:you didn’t exactly appoint yourself now did you…

-“return 3:13, book of genisis”
a perverted person who loves wendy and himself
1. weil you fetch me a pail of water
2. weil is an idiot
frotch, small weiner, crazy eyes
“wanna feel my frotch”-simon weil
“i want that”- anonymous male
into his creation he breathed life…
and thus the earth was born.
-void 1:05, book of genisis
his computer had broken down.
-void 1:04, book of genisis
there was nothing in the void, only emptyness and weil.
-void 1:01, book of genisis.
wide eyed innocent look
who me, would i do that

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