Weiner Standard Time


the act of being too late to be fashionably late. this usually occurs when pickup is necessary by a weiner. if you are getting picked up in 1 minute wst, you may as well walk home.the simple formula to calculate wst in your current time zone is:
current time ÷ pi x 4.

there is also a weiner minute, which is one minute in wst.
mom, can you pick me up?

sure thing! i’ll pick you up at 9:30.

is that weiner standard time?

yes

o.k. mom! see you at 12:06!

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