weiner tea


1) dirty hot dog water, an off-the-menu item served at many of new york’s finest hot dog stands. purported to give hallucinogenic effects similar to those of lsd.

2) a prank involving the steeping of one’s weiner in a cup of lukewarm water prior to serving it to unsuspecting victims. often garnished with one stray p-b-. princ-p-lly served over ice in the southern united states.
example #1:
a b-m hobbles up to a new york hot dog stand, cold and hungry. in his hand he is counting out change.

“hey brother, can you spare a dog? i’ve only got 45 cents. can you front me?”

the stand owner looks the b-m up and down skeptically.

“are you crazy? if i sold my dogs for 45 cents i’d be as homeless as you!” the man takes another look at the b-m and sighs.

“i’ll tell you what i can do for you. you look cold and you got holes in all your clothes, so i can sell you a cup of this hot, steamy weiner tea. how’s about that?”

example #2:
a group of office mates are huddled together at the water cooler, chatting away. one man holds a mug with steam rising into the air.

“man, it sure was nice of john to make me this cup of tea. i always thought he didn’t like me!”

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