Weiner

the funniest word in the world…. for now
weiner weiner weiner wiener weiner hahahaha
noun: slang term for p-n-s
jimmy sure has a small weiner
a word that adds to the collection of p-n-s, d-ck, aby-maker, bell on a pole, bishop, bratwurst ,c-ck ,custard launcher, d-ck, d-ckie ,ding dong mcdork,dong ,donger ,dork ,dragon ,fang, ferret ,fire, hose ,heat-seeking moisture missile, hose, jimmy, john ,john thomas (dated) ,joystick, kn-b ,leaky hose, lingam ,little bob, little elvis, longfellow ,love muscle ,manhood, meat popsicle, member, middle stump mushroom head, mutton, old boy, old fellow, old man ,one-eyed snake, one-eyed trouser-snake(australia, uk) one-eyed monster, p-ck-r, peepee (children’s term) percy, peter, p-ss,weasle ,pr-ck ,private part ,purple-helmeted warrior of love, purple-headed yogurtflinger, rodroundhead ,sausage, schl-ng, schmuck, shmuck (yiddish) schwanz, schwarz, short armskin flute t-sslethird leg ,thumper, todger (australia, uk) ,tonk ,tool ,trouser ,snake ,tubesteak ,w-ng ,w-ng dudle ,wick ,w-lly (children’s term) ,yingyang ,yogurt gun

ask me about me weiner!
hot dog.
that man has a small weiner in his mouth.
any girl with this last name is most likely:

1. cute, pet-te, sporty, and caring.

2. hot, georgous, has piercing eyes, and looks totally cute driving a big truck.

3. elegant, great sense of humor, moves her body like a cyclone and can pop, lock and drop it like n-bodys business, but dont be fooled she can make one h-ll of a sandwich.
1. is that the new model for victoria’s secret? she is a total weiner.

2. that weiner is so cute i just want to hold it.

3. i wish that weiner was in my truck.
the most unfortunate last name on the planet, apparently.
teacher: suzie vincent?
suzie: here
teacher: jeff wee-ner?
cl-ss: haha, wiener!
jeff: it’s weiner. pr-nounced why-ner. -ssholes.
a common misspelling of wiener.
weiner cousins