Weisz

i) the word “white”, but in german.
ii) common jewish name.
iii) a young boy with extreme difficulty resisting money.
iv) a type of person who enjoys feasting on furniture.
v) an untrustworthy jew.
vi) someone who bullsh-ts about having a black cousin, even though it is known fact that it isn’t possible.
vii) an adolescent who posses the ability to seduce younger girls.
viii) popular female actress.
“i) “ich wünschte, ich war weisz, doch leider bin ich ein jude.”

ii)”i heard there’s a new kid on the block, he’s a typical weisz.”

iii) “wtf? i left my wallet on that table, where did it go?”
“you know it was weisz”
“f-ck weisz”

iv) “the f-ck is there a hole in my desk”
“weisz”

v) “hey weisz, mind putting this cash in the bank for me, i have to go take care of something for a bit”
“oh no i know, that should be fine, no problem”
“thanks man”

-hours later-

“weisz what the f-ck, why does it not say there was any money deposited today in my account?”
“who cares, check out my new dradle”
“…i’m heartbroken”

vi) weisz:”hey don’t say n-gg-r, my cousin’s black”
“… you’re jewish”
“true”

vii) “i f-cked a petra the other day”
“f-ck off weisz, that’s my sister”
“doesn’t count if she’s alseep/doesn’t understand”
“true”

viii) “rachel weisz is pretty hot”
“yea probly, weisz”
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a huge hunk of a man. you think your better? your wrong? chuck norris is scared of mr. weisz.
that dude just totally got his -ss kicked.

yeah he weiszed him.