wekwekwek
(almost) every race has a trademark laugh. this laugh helps identify friends in a social environment such as a chatroom, or people you need to lure to an alley and stab in the f-cking colon for speaking like dumb-sses (insult their intelligence and/or kill them in the game).
j-panese – kekeke
korean – kkkkkk
brazilian – aheuahuahuaha
spanish – jajaja
arabic – hhhhhhhh
so what about the times, those ridiculously frustrating times when you can do neither to someone that laughs like a r-t-rd? well fellas, i give you the perfect word to say in a situation like that. it guarantees confusion, concern, or causes uncontrollable rage.
the word is:
wekwekwek
carlos: man, this music fills my eyes with tears.
mandeep: your mom fills my b-lls with tears.
carlos: huh, how?
mandeep: when she deepthroats my d-ck tears fall down her cheek and land on my b-lls, causing them to be full of tears.
carlos: jajaja you are such a f-cker.
mido: hhhhhhhhhhh
juventino: ahueahuahau
nagasaki: kekeke
kim man suk: kkkkkkkk
you: wekwekwek
the others (together): wut
a subst-tute for lol, lulz, wakekeke, wakakkaa, lawl, lul, etc.
although it is longer to type, it is by far the coolest and/or most ridiculous version of laughter. it can also be subst-tuted by qweqweqwe, which is a misspelling of wekwekwek, seeing that’s how it sounds if you say it out loud.
riku i’m watching the most f-cked up p-rn vid ever
madi lmf– xd
riku its like seventies p-rn and its a girl p-ssed out in an african jungle
madi thought u don’t watch those kinda vids xd
riku and a f-cking monkey, like a real monkey
riku is like on the tree and it climbs down and goes over to the girl
riku and he like tries to turn her around cept she’s too heavy and then he like
riku spits on his mouth
trae i dont like them p-rns the d-mn chicks have a crucial bush
riku the monkey that is :p
riku and then he’s like smelling her / licking her b–bs and then a f-cking snake comes and the monkey runs away and climbs the tree again
riku and then the girl wakes up and sees the snake but its too late cuz the snake is like wrapped around her
riku wtf is this??
riku and now they are fighting the snake
madi lmf– xd
riku wekwekwek
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