Welcome to Denver
a statement to be said after an awkward comment that causes a group of people to go silent. with no apparent meaning, the phrase either eases the awkwardness or makes it terribly worse.
girl: so everyone…i’m pregnant, and i don’t know who the father is.
(group goes silent)
witty person: welcome to denver!
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