Welfare Sex
when a spouse or other partner only wants s-x once a month or less. the s-x you get is only out of guilt or obligation, or a mistaken idea this will be enough to keep you from cheating. usually involves very plain “vanilla” s-x with no frills such as wild positions, s-x toys, lingerie, etc.
john: “dude i saw you texting traci during the game, are you stepping out again?”
steve: “man i’ve been on welfare s-x for six months.”
john: “oh, cool. don’t get caught.”
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