Welker
1.] to rise up again after being hit by a bus (or train) and appear unharmed.
tough
2.] to be as tough as wes welker-
3.] despite being only 5′ ft, 9″ inches, a lot of toughness in a small package (new england patriot slot receiver)
man, did you see that guy pull a “welker” after being hit?
“that guy is almost as tough as welker.”
“he’s a tough little b-gg-r”
when a dependable, highly paid and highly successful co-worker or friend fails to perform a mundane task at the worst possible time. often derailing a organization or team right before they achieve set goals, resulting in a lost financial opportunity, disdain and regret.
refers to new england’s wes welker. a automatic wr with more receptions than any other player in the nfl, who dropped a p-ss that would have secured a super bowl t-tle for the patriots.
boss: we’re so close to securing the anderson account, it will be our biggest order in the history of the company and we owe it all to you, johnson. you are easily this company’s most dependable and successful rep. did you make sure to bring the signing papers i handed you this morning because if this deal is not done today we loss the account.
johnson: signing papers?
boss: you f-ing worthless piece of sh-t! are you kidding me? how r-t-rded are you, serious! it’s your job to bring the d-mn papers! i pay you $250,000 to bring the f-ing papers! jesus christ, your little welker incident just cost this company the biggest account ever, you’re fired!!
the act of giving oral to a jones all day long.
dude look at alonzo giving john a welker.
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