we’ll be back shortly
the sound of all the users on tumblr dying.
tumblr user: -refresh- is that!?
computer screen: -we’ll be back shortly-
tumblr user: /life
the greatest lie ever told.
we’ll be back shortly
tumblr users across the globe: bullsh-t! -everyone breaks into tears-
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