Well Pumper


a woman who has a child, gets a divorce, then pumps the well… unfortunately the well is actually the man who got f-cked over’s wallet, paycheck or any other sources of income. thus making the woman a well pumper because of pumping the mans well.
(son) “jeez dad, mom is such a well pumper, isn’t she? ”

(dad) “yeah son, she really is, my well is pumped dry… now we’re gonna have to go homeless until next paycheck, but i’ll bet that my well will have insufficient funds”

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