Wellington Chortle
the act of regurgitating beef wellington into a british wh-r-‘s v-g-n- when something particularly drule is said.
after a supple continental breakfast and some shrimp on the barbey, i put on my knickers and gave meredith a well deserved wellington chortle; spot on, she said.
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