Wellington Surprise


the wellington surprise is a nickname used to describe a p-n-s that seems traditional at first, then scares the living sh-t out of you with its enormousness and destructive power!
after 20 minutes of seemingly boring, traditional s-x, the wellington surprise made a surprising. sudden appearance that blew my mind!!!

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