Welsh Gorilla


a large, rude, abusive bully who takes advantage of people to hide his own insecurities and to make himself look good to his bosses. a welsh gorilla exploits the common american misconception that an english accent implies education and intelligence to mask his lack of either. he will manipulate, and lie for recognition and personal gain. also known as a welsh lummox, he is usually both a misogynist and a h-m-phobe. this beast love to set people up to fail so there is someone else to blame for his own failures. he can only be defeated by standing up to him, as with many bullies, he is only secure enough to abuse people he perceives as weak.
we must stand up to the welsh gorilla, he will abuse us if we don’t protect ourselves.

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