Wentzian Sexual Identity Crisis
the confusion of a straight person’s s-xual preference that is brought forth by an incredibly attractive person of the same s-x.
boy 1: dude, he is so hot.
boy 2: …..you have a girlfriend.
boy 1: i know but just look at him!
boy 2: -rolls eyes- wentzian s-xual ident-ty crisis?
boy 1: seems like it.
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