WereBadger


werebadger is a guy who lives in england and makes machinima.
guy 1:hey have you seen werebadger’s new film yet?

guy 2: yeh its awsome!
a werebadger is a lonely fat loser, who is totally in love with a scruffy looking stoner. the were badger is known to have breath that smells like a thousand burning piles of sh-t and old people. the werebadger human form is a fat roundish teenager, he is a follower to the greatest extent and is known to wear the same thing everyday of his life. he also tires to copy the people around him and thinks he is a ladies badger. but when the moon is full he transforms into the werebadger. when this happens he has an undying l-st for elderly women and young boys. he will sting them with sick -ss breath drag them to his lair and dress them up like the stoner he’s in love with and then he f-cks them. and after they to become werebadger and must bring him a stoner every full moon. a way to tell if you see a werebadger is if he waddles and has very stinky breath.
zach: whoa! be careful coles a werebadger man h-ll drag you to his lair.

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