Werewolf Bar Mitzvah


1. (n) a shot containing 1 part goldschlager, 1 part crown royal, and 1 part pineapple juice.

2. (n) a coming of age traditional ceremony for a 13-year-old jewish boy/wolf.
1. john order me so many werewolf bar mitzvah’s last night that i didn’t even realize she was fat.

2. ryan’s werewolf bar mitzvah was inspiring.

3. “werewolf bar mitzvah spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”

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