werewolf herpes
an std usually transmitted through s-xual contact with a werewolf.
the doctor told me i have werewolf herpes.
i asked her, “how the h-ll did i get werewolf herpes?”
she looked at me with her hot doctor eyes and said, “you’ve had unprotected s-x with a werewolf who’s been infected with herpes.”
i smiled and said, “you’re right, i have. what can i do?”
“keep having s-x with werewolves who have herpes” she said.
so i do.
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