Werkin’ Off


at work “jerking off” as in… messing around, not really working, and not exactly “masturbating” either. just goofing off at work when the boss thinks you are “working”.
kristina: “hey i just got up, what are you up to”? jeff: “oh i am just sitting here at work, werkin’ off as usual”.

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