Werther’s Original
an awesome caramel(most common flavor) candy made by the german candy-maker storck. has a distinct taste like no other. also comes in chocolate, and chewy toffee. if you haven’t tried it yet, well, you don’t know what you’re missing. i like to call them “werther’s”. here is a direct quote from the back of one of the werther’s original bags:
“a long time ago, in the small european village of werther, candy-maker gustav nebel created his finest candy. he used the best ingredients-real b-tter, fresh cream, white and brown sugars, a pinch of salt and a lot of time-to create a treasure worthy of being wrapped in gold. because they turned out especially well, they were named werther’s original in honor of the little village.
crafting this smooth, creamy caramel became a family tradition handed down through generations.
today, people all around the world enjoy the unique taste of werther’s original.”
1: hey, want a werther’s original?
2: sure, thanks.
a nice hard b-tterscotch candy. mostly parodied as being eaten by old
people. but anyone can eat them they really are tasty.
hay granny give me a werthers
i like werthers original
hay mate how much are the werthers originals.
werthers original are nice
-getting a bl-w j-b from an old lady
-a bl-w j-b in a nursing home
i’d sure like louise to give me a werthers original.
your grandma is hot, do you think she’d give me a werthers original.
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