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• Wank Shame

  the feeling which comes as a result of mastebating in a way that, at the time seemed like an awesome idea. after quietly rubbing one out in his mothers room as she slept, dave was overcome with crippling w-nk shame.

• Gyrabate

  to gyrate your p-n-s and m-st-rb-t- at the same time. son, stop, don’t gyrabate!

• Moon Dusting

  the act of not wiping until ones p–p is dry and crusty. to then be flaked off onto the face of another. jakes girlfriend wanted to try something new, so he suggested moon dusting.

• cardenfreude

  when playing cards against humanity you play a white card to answer the current black card, then draw a replacement white card, and that replacement card would have been a much better answer than the one you just played. oh the card i just drew is so much better! cardenfreude!

• Awesomesaucery

  a word used to describe something that exudes awesomesauce like qualities. instead of using “hey those were some awesome sauce moves” you can use “nice moves, they were awesomesaucery.” “ron and lisa are great people but they lack awesomesaucery.”

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