West Blocton
it isn’t “west” of anything. a tiny town in the middle of alabama, where nothing ever happens and the town is run by a bunch of mischievous old people who think they are still hip. dogs run a muck. and no one ever knows the speed limit.
person 1: ever heard of west blocton?
person 2: no, is there an east blocton, perhaps?
person 1: nope.
the middle of f-cking no where. simmilar to a barren wasteland with lots if incest. all inhabitants of this town worship satan and are addicted to crack.
jimmy: hey jesus wanna go to west blocton!!
jesus: oh h-lls naw g i ain’t touchin that sh-t.
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