West Side Guido


someone of southern decent who decides to leave the great steat of texas and move to california. similar to a “guido” from jersey. west side guidos think they’ll become somebody by the move and usually end up “playing for the other team”.
look at gayburn over there… he’s acting just like a west side guido! i bet he’ll be eating a mustard and man–ss sammich for lunch today. oh well, i guess it’s his business if he likes to get jackhammered by fruitcakes in cali!

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