West Texas Handshake


a s-xual act in which a person inserts four fingers into his/her partner and then sucks thier exposed thumb. this act is very popular in western texas.
smokey: wanna do some oxys and f-ck?
t boogey whatup: yeah boy! let me get a west texas handshake in front of my captain geeg.

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