West Texas Massage


when someone beats a rattlesnake to death with a baseball bat or any other hard sports item.
“the other day little john juan yelled snake!”
“what did u do?”
“i gave that serpent a good ol’ west texas m-ssage with the woman’s s-x toy”

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