western carolina university
a university that is more than you expect it to be and that can only be found in the whee. home of the catamount, the uc, a bad-ss baseball team, and the colors gold and purple blending together nicely to represent the western carolina university. oh yeah, and if you’re good enough to get onto our marching band that is saying something, since we are one of the best universities for that in the world.
the carolina catamount is western carolina university.
a school in the middle of nowhere, but it’s still pretty kick–ss. it has basically the best marching band anywhere, it’s kind of a big deal, & it makes up for the sh-tty football. not really a big party school, but definitely a big sit-in-your-room-on-a-weeknight-drinking-with-your-lame–ss-friends school. it rains practically everyday and it’s way too cold. but you can’t help but love it!
“why’d you pick western carolina university?”
“the band”
college in b-mf-ck nowhere of western north carolina. easy as f-ck to get into and cheap. activities for first year freshmen includes drug overdoseing, alcohol poisoning, and general getting busted. the first year away from home means they go crazy with the new freedom and next thing you know their stomach is geting pumped. this is why the ems trucks and cop cars are outside the freshmen dorms 5 nights a week minimum.
typical night at western carolina university:
uppercl-ssman catamount: “there goes ems.”
fellow pothead: “where do you think their going?”
uppercl-ssman catamount: “you have to ask? the freshmen dorm of course!!”
(later…)
uppercl-ssman catamount: “see i was right! you owe me some head!”
university, 45 minutes west of civilization, that has a huge drunken population of s-x addicts, druggies, and generally moronic students. wcu=we cant understand
i graduated from western carolina university and work at mcdonalds.
sh-tty school in a sh-tty place. one goes there if one wants a four year degree but is too poor or too stupid to go elsewhere. activities include unsafe s-x, wishing to be elsewhere, and the consumption of illegal substances.
sh-t, i’m going to western carolina university
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